Meeeeeeeeeeme.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
That certain someone in my 3rd and 5th period classes at school who I hate with a buring fiery passion. >:[

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Miley fricken' Cyrus! Die, you talentless, ho-faced, twerp!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
My ex and his best friend. Be warned, I can punch very, very hard.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Colby and Montery Jack! Or, as I like to call it, marble cheese! <3

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
PB & J, MOFOS!!! It don't take much to please me. *munches on sammich*

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Hmmm...well, I don't think I'm all that comfortable with "sleeping with" anyone, famous or otherwise. Buuuuut, I'd take a make-out session with Mariska Hargitay! <3333

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Once again, nix on the smexin'. Just gimme Josh Groban!

8. Now that you've slept with made out with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
A new video game, some chocolate...maybe a new stuffed animal. I'm such a little kid! xD

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
I'M GOIN' TO DISNEY WOOOOOORLD! 8D

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
I'd divide it up between all the stores in the parks! They all have cool stuff!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
..Bitch, what kinda angel is this? Ain't no booze in heaven! xD

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd check out the 1920's. Seems like it was such an interesting time. *does the Charleston* :3

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Hand drawn animated movies only! None of that computer BS! (Oh, but live-action is perfectly acceptable too. xD)

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It's called "Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" and it features myself and all the psyche ward patients I call friends!

15. What is your favorite expletive?
"Shit-balls! D:"

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
"...Shit-balls! DDD:"

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
Muh teddy bear. *huggles*

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Seek revenge on the people I really, really hate.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Shape-shifting FTW!

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
SpectroMagic, and the fireworks show (Wishes) from last summer's Disney trip. ^^

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
Being harassed online by an asshole I go to school with! ><

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with MAKES OUT WITH celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
Goin' to London! I wanna be a Brit.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Erm..I don't like bars much...

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
My best friend's. "Duuuuude, I'm floooooating! "

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Gene Kelly! Plz be teachin' me how to dance!

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandmother. I still feel the need to talk to her every now and again.

27. What's your theme song?
"Behind Blue Eyes" by Limp Bizkit. (Yes, I know my eyes aren't blue. STFU.)